Within the last month two of my close friends welcome beautiful baby girls. Of course this starts people asking "when's the next one Rosie?" " don't you miss this?". And for one brief second I want to say "yes" then I remember this morning and "HELL NO!" comes out of my mouth before I can even think.
Why you may ask? What possibly could have happened this morning..... Let see by the time I got done cleaning up, doing laundry and getting a minor grip on my life it was 12am. I fell hard and fast to sleep. 4:45AM. I am woke to the frantic sound of "MAMA". Dudo has some how managed to fall between the bed and the wall and get himself suck there. Which now requires everyone to get up to free him! 5 minutes later he is free disaster avoided yet again! Doos is back in bed Todd and I head back to our room Dudo in tow. Quick diaper change. Time for sleep! Wrong! Dudo is WIDE AWAKE!!!
St. Todd now tries the good old rub his back trick till his alarm goes off at 6am! So we resort to bribery "if Dudo lays down like a good boy with mommy he can have his BABA!" This buys us enough time for Todd to take a shower and get dressed and 20 minutes of blissful sleep for me! Now daddy is leaving for work and Dudo wants to follow him down the stairs at 6:30am!!
What is a mother to do???
Thank Jesus for Disney Junior!! You got it people 6:30am TV!!! At this point in my deliriousness I begin to believe God created Special Agent Oso and Handy Mandy just so I can get thru this day!!!! Dudo snuggles into daddy's side to be entertained by television (please don't judge because I know I'm not the only mom who has resorted to this!)
Fast forward 20 to 30 minutes I have now dozed off next to my son confident that between the tv and the dogs he is safe. When what to my wondering ears to I hear???? The sound of liquid hitting plastic!!!! I sit straight up in my bed to see my son's impression of a cross between The Statue of Liberty and a Greek/Roman fountain. (which I have since named "The Dudo"). He is standing buck naked diaper clutched in his little hand raised to the ceiling peeing all over my bed!!! The sound I heard was his urine hitting the waterproof mattress cover we have on our bed(thank God)! Now I have to get up strip and remake the bed. This can not be happening!!! By the time I finish all that is 7:20am my alarm goes off in 20 minutes so what is the point!!! I proceed to start some more laundry, get the kids clothes laid out and check my Facebook page. When what to my wondering eyes do is see??? Dudo passed out snoring, covered in daddy's blanket in the bed! Sleeping like an angel! Are you kidding me??????
So next time I have that brief fleeting moment of baby fever I can recall "The Dudo" and it will certainly cool me off!!! All this before 8am with 2 kids how would I survive 3????
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