Well Meg-a doo's first day of kindergarten was offically today! We did go yesterday for orientation but that was a whole post in and of it self. Today I was ready (atleast I thought) I had gone to Tops bought the appropriate "healthy" snacks, driven to bus garage then back to my house to time the ABSOLUTE earliest this bus could arrive ( the pamphlet said LEAVES the garage at 8am). So me being habitual speeder (just ask my attorney) I am; times this at 7minutes 30 seconds at 70 miles an hours, So I being the logical person I am figure there is NO WAY this bus will be at my door before 8:10AM.......logical to all reading this right? WRONG!
I get myself up and dressed, Doos up and dressed, Shaun up but that is as far as I gotwith him. We all get downstairs: shoes on, cereal in bowl, her sitting at the table eating 8 AM (I'm think we are GOLDEN) I'm putting her snack in the bag discussing what letter bus she takes home and BAM 8:02am the BUS is in front of my house....... So here I am losing Mom of the Year Award yet again..... telling her to hurry up......throwing her book bag at her....running to the bus in my sock (wet grass not pretty)......shoving her on.......no picture......no hug...no kisses....Definately not a Scrapbook Moment!
She leaves, I wave...........then the GUILT.......my baby is off... no hug... no kiss....... So what do I do.......Call Todd.....the poor man......I'm yelling and histerical....all at once:
"That bus driver must drive ninety!I timed it!" ....then of course Mr Voice of Reason.... "he probably just left early".......(does he think I'm and idiot) of course Mr Bus Driver left early! Just because for ONCE I was thinking I was on time! This is the Hell I Call Reality! Stay tuned for more interesting and horrifying things that happen in my daily life!
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